Anytime time now, it's a good time to be using the fuel price hike excuse to get myself a bike.

Who am I kidding, ITS THE PERFECT TIME.

I always wanted to get myself a bike, may it be the reason of practicality, or another way to score chicks... the bike, one way or another, is the ultimate solution to getting around the nightmarish streets of KL.

Reasons:
1) It all starts of...well, from the streets of KL...believe me, walking would have saved a hell lot of time, money and the ozone layer from being flayed many times over.

(The Search results from Google Images has illustriously indicated that, KL traffic is in fact, rarely... a positive connotation.)

2) We don't have re-usable parking space, hence, the five-ringgit-per-entry-that-doesn't-really-encourage-us-to-drive-out leverage...therefore, the food problem, whereby our area is dominated by Mamak stalls, and the nearest-yet-not-so-near staple source would be Petaling Street or Jalan Ah Loh.

(Oily Roti - a toll on health and a gain in weight, trust me, I'm getting fat.)


("I mean, how may Chinatowns do you have to see? A green dragon, oranges and peanut sauce, I get it!" Aron Kader, Axis of Evil Comedy Tour )

3) Oil Price Hike
From RM1.92 to RM2.70 per litre, need I say more?

(Black gold, in contrast, is everyone's best friend.)

4) The X(XX?) Factor
Bikes are always associated to danger, and in someway stimulates a sense of excitement that eventually cause the body to release dopamine...ultimately paving a way to sex paradise.............I think.

(The bike and the hot chick myth - I don't know if its true, but the picture sure is convincing.)

Ahem...

Till next time